http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog I am serious, and don't call me Shirley Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:53:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Here's another story that should be all over the news but isn't. The crack-pot who stormed Discovery Channel headquarters with a gun left behind a manifesto. Have you seen anything on the lame-stream media about his motivation? Have any of the major news networks reported his demands? Nope. And here's why: James ... http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog/?p=1068 This week's white board quip has a pretty funny story behind it. Stephen Hunter was (is?) a movie reviewer for the Washington Post. The following is his review of the movie "Gigli" (pronouced "jee-lee," widely accepted as the worst movie of the early 21st century). Ach. Oy. Woe and poo, bleccch ... http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog/?p=1067 The Announcement A month ago, I promised a big announcement. I've been hold off until I could get some good pictures, but it seems I can wait no more. After years of dreaming and calculating and praying, I finally did it. I got me a motorcycle. The Back Story In all these years, ... http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog/?p=1066 "Woot" (or more properly "w00t") is an old school gamer term that is an exclamation, a term of excitement, the kind of thing one might shout; thin, pale arms raised; after defeating Count Dracula at the end of Castlevania or Barracoon's champion spawn in Ultima Online. Woot also a pretty ... http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog/?p=1064 Last Sunday (8/15/2010) was the last Sunday school class of the year. The 8th grade boys that I've taught all year are moving up to high school next Sunday. I had an unusually small class this year, but that turned out to be a blessing, because we were able to ... http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog/?p=1063 When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?- George Carlin http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog/?p=1061 Hey, Hollywood. Trint, here. Long time no see. Seriously, and it's your own darn fault. This has been the summer of 3D and I'm sick of it. You forced me to watch Toy Story 3 in those stupid, uncomfortable, plastic glasses and I survived it, only because it was ... http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog/?p=1060 Legos... Light sabers... Awesome. That is all. [youtube ijpH6an-JIQ] YouTube link http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog/?p=1059 ...many many more to go (God willing)! One year ago today, August 3rd, 2009, we sat down at a big fancy table with a huge stack of papers and signed our names (over 100 times each). We were handed a set of keys. We became home owners. (Which is really a ... http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog/?p=1058 Another milestone, of sorts, snuck (Sneaked? Snookered?) past last week. And as such, we are forced to celebrate the two hundred first white board quip. Hooray. (Party horn sound.) And here it is: Another Dilbert, Pointy-Haired Boss quip. Ooh. I think I felt a little personal growth there.- The Pointy-Haired Boss Oh. Well, that ... http://www.SurelyYoureNotSerious.com/blog/?p=1057