WBQotW #9 is one of those phrases that you hear walking through a crowded restaurant and then really wish you hadn’t.

The word “almost” is dangerous. You never want to date someone who is “almost” a woman.

I just love this collection of photos from this most ancient and revered Christmas tradition. You know, the one where beleaguered parents stand in line at the mall for three hours with their stir crazy toddlers so they can pay $10 for a blurry Polaroid of their precious child screaming bloody murder on the lap of some poor schlep making $5 an hour to wear a red velvet suit that wreaks of sweat. Ahh the joys of Christmas.

(Link via Airbag.)

While in Amarillo for Christmas, I went with my father-in-law to see “Flight of the Phoenix”, a remake of the 1965 film of the same name. I’ve never seen the Jimmy Stewart original, but from what I’ve read, it is almost identical to this version which, in my opinion, takes most of the wind out of the sails of the remake.

The basic plot is that a group of oil field workers are leaving their drilling site in the desert aboard a cargo plane. The plane crashes in a sand storm and when all hope of rescue is lost, they decide to build a new plane from the wreckage of the first one.

What a great plot, eh?! Add to that all sorts of character conflicts in the cast and this should be a real hum-dinger. However, comes out flat.

You can’t blame the actors. I felt that every part was played to perfection. You can’t blame the effects. This show has one of the best plane crash sequences I’ve seen.

So, if the plot is good, the acting is good, and the effects are good, what could go wrong? How about a script? I’m not sure this movie had one. I envision the cast, before each scene was filmed, gathering around a little TV and VCR playing the original movie and saying, “Yeah, let’s do that.” There is no character development, the plot is handled like a rollercoaster, and the dialog sounds like a top-notch junior high drama club play. (”I think a bee stung you on your big dumb ass.” Oh, if only I were making that up.)

In the end, you have a very entertaining story being told rather badly which earns “Flight of the Phoenix” two grins out of a possible five.

I’m sure you will all be happy to know that we survived the Christmas holiday. We drove to Amarillo Thursday in the snow. (Yes, I know, can you imagine all those Dallas drivers skating around in confusion and we still survived. God still does miracles.) We just finished the drive home and unpacked.

A wonderful time was had by all and Saint Nick was generous. We have had a very blessed year and we are thankful not only for our comfortable status, but also for our hope in salvation that Jesus brought us when he came to earth.

I’ve got a diggy-cam bustin’ with pictures that I hope to have posted in the next few days.

God bless you and have a great new year.

If there is something strange about this post, please forgive me. I am forced to make this entry directly into the database, rather than use my blog site. I’m not sure why, but I can’t get logged on from here.

I am at Microsoft Brainwashing again, this week. What?! Training on the week of Christmas? Yes. Isn’t that sad?

There is much I’d like to post about, but I dare not while Big Brother Bill is monitoring my every thought. I’ll be sure claw my thoughts into the flesh of my arm so I’ll remember to post about them next week.

Until then, BUY MICROSOFT OR DIE!